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May 28 2012

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teacupwatson:

unknownskywalker:

Tidying Up Art by Ursus Wehrli

Wehrli takes everyday scenes of disorder and rearranges them into neat rows, sorted by different attributes such as color, size, shape, and type, etc.

i saw this and literally breathed a sigh of relief

^^

I can’t not reblog this. It’s just so perfect.

(via royalzoyal)

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Reblog with your pornstar name: your first pet and your first street (I thought of this after seeing that gifset with Matt Smith)

royalzoyal:

theonce-lermpreg:

459fugutodo:

consulting-dalek-mastermind:

singergurl91:

talonsandwings:

ezraquinncredible:

bene-lock-sher-batch:

deduction019:

susannaholmes:

firsttimelady:

weepingangelcastiel:

Millie Pond

Krystal Conner

oh god

carrie viana

oh wow

Cutie Pie Morning

oh my bajeezus. 

Sassy Shauna

Spork Carter… the fuck?

Beau Jefferson. Pornstar and genderswap? Seems legit.

Toby Barberry

Smokey Lilac

Shuckle Ho’onanea 

…

Pursey Eisenhower 

Kobe Monarch

Siri Willow

She was named after the Jedi, not the iPhone thingy.

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My problems

bristopher:

  • Flirt without being aware
  • Flirt without real intentions
  • Saying things that are considered to be flirty
  • Accidentally spend too much time looking at the faces/butts of people I don’t know
  • When legitimate interest is peaked, get awkward about legitimate flirting.

May 27 2012

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(via bristopher)

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  • Friend: I hope you're happy.
  • Me: I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK INTO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
  • Friend:
  • Me: What.

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  • Loki: Honey, where is my horned helmet?
  • Sigyn: Whaat?
  • Loki: WHERE. IS. MY. HORNED. HELMET?
  • Sigyn: I--uh--put it away!
  • Loki: WHERE?!
  • Sigyn: WHY do you NEED to KNOW?
  • Loki: I NEED it!
  • Sigyn: UH-UH. DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF TO DOIN' THOSE DASTARDLY DO. WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR TWO MONTHS!
  • Loki: THE PUBLIC NEEDS TO BE RULED!
  • Sigyn: MY /EVENING/ NEEDS TO BE RULED!
  • Loki: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY HELMET IS, WOMAN!

May 24 2012

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Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!

#not cocaine eyes

#everyone

#so many feelings

#sword fighting

#you people

#shit dammit

#christian borle

#hahahaha

#UOARGIJOSFUKLDXCJA;

(Source: demonicrosebush, via idoltina)

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OK. So. Tash and Firae.

chazzam:

Firae: Steven Strait

Tash: Chad Michael Murray



So these two are as close to the Tash and Firae in my head as I’ve been able to find.  Minus the facial hair, of course, and with slightly more delicate elfin features (and pointy ears).  Also, Tash’s hair is much longer - chin-length, really, and Firae’s hair is pretty similar to that first picture of Steven Strait.

Omg. Someone else knows who Steven Strait is. dfhadfhfklahfdjksd

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cooperblaineanderson:

The 7 Gleekiest Glee Songs of All Time

I definitely agree 100% (except maybe 2 and 3 could have been switched) and I was all shivery the whole time. I feel a Glee marathon coming on! Who’s with me?

(Source: youtu.be, via idoltina)

May 12 2012

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thesapphoshow: datrobutt: walkinguptome: mosoli: paigesinger16: whatsernameanyways: strangestwords: thenizu: of-praxis: Gay Texas judge won’t marry straight couples Tonya Parker, an African-American lesbian judge in Texas, refuses to marry straight couples until everyone in the state has the right to marry. Turning away would-be newlyweds is “my opportunity to give them a lesson about marriage inequality in this state,” Parker told a meeting of the Stonewall Democrats of Dallas earlier this week. She said it’s “oxymoronic” for her to perform a ceremony that can’t be performed for her. Instead, she refers couples to other judges in the courthouse with an explanation along the lines of “I’m sorry. I don’t perform marriage ceremonies because we are in a state that does not have marriage equality, and until it does, I am not going to partially apply the law to one group of people that doesn’t apply to another group of people,” she told the meeting. #perfecthumanbeing YES YES YES THIS IS EXACTLY RIGHT Peaceful protesting: you’re doing it right. BLESS THIS WOMAN. THANK YOU JUST  THANK YOU FOR EXISTING MA’AM I don’t think this is fair at all. This is quite heterophobic. It’s activism, yo! SO MUCH HAPPINESS

thesapphoshow:

datrobutt:

walkinguptome:

mosoli:

paigesinger16:

whatsernameanyways:

strangestwords:

thenizu:

of-praxis:

Gay Texas judge won’t marry straight couples

Tonya Parker, an African-American lesbian judge in Texas, refuses to marry straight couples until everyone in the state has the right to marry.

Turning away would-be newlyweds is “my opportunity to give them a lesson about marriage inequality in this state,” Parker told a meeting of the Stonewall Democrats of Dallas earlier this week.

She said it’s “oxymoronic” for her to perform a ceremony that can’t be performed for her.

Instead, she refers couples to other judges in the courthouse with an explanation along the lines of “I’m sorry. I don’t perform marriage ceremonies because we are in a state that does not have marriage equality, and until it does, I am not going to partially apply the law to one group of people that doesn’t apply to another group of people,” she told the meeting.

#perfecthumanbeing

YES

YES

YES

THIS IS EXACTLY RIGHT

Peaceful protesting: you’re doing it right.

BLESS THIS WOMAN.

THANK YOU JUST 

THANK YOU FOR EXISTING MA’AM

I don’t think this is fair at all. This is quite heterophobic.

It’s activism, yo!

SO MUCH HAPPINESS

(Source: cosmopolitan-fascist)